We’ve made a list of all persons harmed in our bath addiction, and we’re ready to make amends. Mother Nature, we are sorry. From this moment on, everything will be different. We will recycle our bath product containers, use our reusable tote bags, and become less dependent on fossil fuels.
You’ve done so much for us,
and we’re ready to give back.



















posers: First, a lot of junkies are actually attorneys by day who are willing to work for free bath products by night. Second, this website, content, photographs, trade dress, (including this funny saying) are protected by said shark-like lawyers who, by the way, are familiar with copyright law and are not afraid to attack. Third, the aforementioned legal representatives also excel in interior design, gardening, furniture refinishing, dog rescue and are lovers of all things sparkly.